Softshite

An inoffensive but dimwitted person. Used in Merseyside U.K.

1st person.....So let me get this straight; you were in the shop when a man came in, put a balaclava over his head, pulled out a baseball bat and then threatened the owner before asking for all of his money?
Softshite......Yes, that is exactly what happened.
1st person......And what were you doing while all this was going on?
Softshite......I was holding his bike for him.

by Toester56 July 1, 2011

mexican softside

A garbage bag (typically 30 gallons or more and black in color) used to transport clothing.

Kicked out of his house by his girlfriend before he could get his luggage out of the attic, Ryan was forced to haul out his clothes in Mexican softsides.

by dendu March 27, 2015

softwhite

Crack cocaine in powdered form

I push that softwhite in the streets

by hustler August 4, 2003

softsuiter

When a furry takes nsfw or subducting photos of themselves you must be 18+ to softsuit. They are not murrsuiters as some people believe

Person 1: wow did you see that softsuiters photos!
Person 2: are you sure if their 18+?

Person 1: yep they are i just checked!
Person 2: that's great I'll check them out!

by Possibly a furry April 29, 2020

Softside

An individual whom is acting like a bitch, or baby or has to constantly wuss out of situations. Similar in nature to a moody, or grumpy asshole mood, but also can take many forms.

"Yo bro where were you last night?"
"Yo I was tired. I bailed"
"Softside"

"Yo can I have one of your beers?"
"Nah"
"Softside"

"You bro can I grab a ride with you guys?"
"Nah man get your own ride you bum"
"Softside"

by Jackotobacco January 21, 2019

Softskies

A professional Identity V commentator, typically commenting large real-time tournaments.

“The commentary of IVC was incredible, props to the commentators!”
“Yup, that’s Softskies for you”

by Swaggykid69 September 3, 2022

Softshut

To gently close off a connection, conversation, or relationship without confrontation, explanation, or drama.
There’s no goodbye, just a quiet fading—a polite emotional retreat.

Often used when someone slowly stops replying or making an effort, without officially ending things.

I softshut that friendship last year. It wasn’t working, and I didn’t want a scene.

by Poraan June 8, 2025