Merseyside

A good and peaceful place in North West England, bringing together the cities of Liverpool, Wirral, among others. Bathed by the River Mersey and a historical pillar for England's seafaring (Liverpool docks). Packed full with good nightclubs, stunningly good looking women and some of the most friendly and welcoming people in all Europe (although our accent tends to confuse people sometimes). Contrary to popular belief, the Merseyside is not a big slum in the middle of nowhere - neighbors Lancashire and Greater Manchester also display high levels of criminality. And thank god we were broke apart from these cunts anyway.

Bloke 1: 'Merseyside, big history, beautiful county, nice place to live.'
Bloke 2: 'Sound.'

Merseyside by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 31, 2013

Merseyside

The mass or genocidal killing of scousers.

Dude, did you here about that guy who killed all those people in Liverpool? It was total Merseyside....

Merseyside by Thejudge83 December 1, 2011

Merseyside Derby 

The rivalry between English football teams LIVERPOOL and EVERTON.

"There shall be the Merseyside derby next month"

Merseyside Derby by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

merseyside bukkake party 

When a group of gentlemen engage in a bukkake party, however the fluids ejected are of a more excremental nature.

"A Merseyside Bukakke Party is not my idea of a good Christmas Celebration"

"Don't send me to the Merseyside Bukkake Party, this shirt is new"

merseyside bukkake party by TheoBox September 10, 2009

Jerseyside tickler 

a moustache that has grown down the sides of the chin, as well as a small piece of hair below the bottom lip, when performing oral sex on a woman the side of the stache tickles the insides of the thighs, as the small piece below the lips is used in combination with the tongue on the clit to maximize a womans organism.

I was going down on susie and then i gave her my trademark 'jerseyside tickler" and she went over the edge.

Jerseyside tickler by blueeyes623 November 4, 2009