Sweatshow 

A series of stressful events in rapid succession that give little to no time for reaction, reprieve or resolution.

"Wow, so today was a total sweatshow. First we had the basement flood, our dog escaped the yard and a tree fell on our fence line taking down the whole section - all within an hour."

Sweatshow by atlasconclave April 8, 2021

Earl Sweatshirt 

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs

Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future

Earl Sweatshirt by KingKenjii April 18, 2019

Sweatshirt Boner 

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...

I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.

Sweatshirt Boner by CourtKase March 5, 2011

sweatshirt 

A word that is ruined because of Jacob Sartorious

P1: Did you hear the song, Sweatshirt?

P2: Yo, If i did, would I be alive right now?

sweatshirt by Neutral June 2, 2016

White Collar Sweatshop 

An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.

Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.

White Collar Sweatshop by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

sweatshirt 

a piece of clothing that you could put over your body to keep you warm just like jacob satourisis’s music video. jacob said that you could wear his sweatshirt.

jacob: you can wear my sweatshirt
girl 1: yessss!!!!!
girl 2: ugh no i don’t want that

sweatshirt by Victorious Legend June 19, 2019

Seattle Sweatshop 

Est. 2006: The act of defecating in a bag and leaving it under the bed. Then proceeding to max out the thermostat and fucking while aroused by the smell.

I can't believe my boo let me pull the Seattle Sweatshop off last night. I had to use the excuse that the air conditioning wasn't working.

Seattle Sweatshop by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009