24 definitions by MastaRoe

The same as a Ten-Year-Old Man.

SEE: Ten-Year-Old Man.
Person 1: Do you know what a 30-Year-Old Boy is?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the same as a Ten-Year-Old Man. You should look up Ten-Year-Old Man.
by MastaRoe March 6, 2011
An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.
Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.
by MastaRoe April 24, 2011
Shit yeah, I made like 25 bling smacks on deliveries tonight. We're getting drunk!

I just got my tax refund so I'm swimming in bling smacks.

I'm feeling that new video game, how many bling smacks is it gonna run me?
by MastaRoe April 24, 2011
A marriage of the words "Badass" and "Attitude". Literally meaning the attitude cultivated by a badass.
I know you think you're tough, but don't mess with that guy. His badassitude is bigger than yours.
by MastaRoe July 3, 2011
Full of, abounding in, having, possessing the qualities of badassitude

Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne fought and killed a guy with a hand towel. The fact that the guy had a straight razor was immaterial because Jason Bourne is badassitudinous.
by MastaRoe July 3, 2011
(bad-ass-EESH-us)

Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a badass.

Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne disarmed a man who had a kitchen knife using only a rolled-up magazine. That was badassitious!
by MastaRoe July 3, 2011
An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.
Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
by MastaRoe April 24, 2011