30-Year-Old Boy

The same as a Ten-Year-Old Man.

SEE: Ten-Year-Old Man.

Person 1: Do you know what a 30-Year-Old Boy is?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the same as a Ten-Year-Old Man. You should look up Ten-Year-Old Man.

by MastaRoe March 06, 2011

White Collar Sweatshop

An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.

Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.

by MastaRoe April 24, 2011

Badassitude

A marriage of the words "Badass" and "Attitude". Literally meaning the attitude cultivated by a badass.

I know you think you're tough, but don't mess with that guy. His badassitude is bigger than yours.

by MastaRoe July 03, 2011

Badassitudinous

Full of, abounding in, having, possessing the qualities of badassitude

Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity

Jason Bourne fought and killed a guy with a hand towel. The fact that the guy had a straight razor was immaterial because Jason Bourne is badassitudinous.

by MastaRoe July 03, 2011

Shitty Lips

A term used to berate someone. It alludes to that person’s affinity for licking and/or kissing bare, unwashed assholes.

Nice shot, shitty lips! You totally missed!

You think you're man enough to take me, shitty lips?

Way to fuck everything up, shitty lips!

by MastaRoe April 24, 2011

Pink Fun

1. Another term for a woman's vagina, made popular in the song, "Spin the Bottle"

2. A mixed drink consisting of Tequila Rose strawberry cream liqueur and red-cap Tvarscki vodka to suit

1. "...pink fun so wet that my thang is slippin'..."

2. "I just mixed a glass of Pink Fun, you want one?" "No way dude, I'm not gay!" "This is stronger that the lame shit you drink, now who's gay?"

by MastaRoe April 10, 2010

Smith Center, KS

A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.

Home of the Smith Center Redmen

Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?

Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.

Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.

Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.

Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.

by MastaRoe February 06, 2010