MastaRoe's definitions
The intense thoughts in one’s head, often due to anxiety, stress, or elation, which seem to be louder than and may cause one to be unresponsive to one’s environment.
“Be home by ten.” “What?” “I said be home by ten.” “Sorry, I’m so excited for tonight I couldn’t hear you over my head noise.”
“The teacher said you only have to study the first two chapters.” “He never said that!” “Yeah he did, he was standing right by you when he said it.” “Oh, I don’t know why I didn’t hear that part. I’m so stressed about this assignment.” “I guess your head noise drowned him out.”
“Hmm, what?” “Seriously dude? We’ve been talking to you for like 5 minutes.” “Sorry, I was daydreaming. The head noise was up full blast.”
“The teacher said you only have to study the first two chapters.” “He never said that!” “Yeah he did, he was standing right by you when he said it.” “Oh, I don’t know why I didn’t hear that part. I’m so stressed about this assignment.” “I guess your head noise drowned him out.”
“Hmm, what?” “Seriously dude? We’ve been talking to you for like 5 minutes.” “Sorry, I was daydreaming. The head noise was up full blast.”
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Get the Head Noisemug. Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.
Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?
Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?
Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
Get the Schwankmug. 1. Another term for “ass kissing” or “brown nosing”. It means to pander to the emotions of a superior in hopes the superior will reward the subordinate with raises, promotions, special privileges, and the like. It is a disgusting thing to watch.
2. Another term for “sucking” or being “sorry”, particularly in the context of video games.
Inspired by Mia X’s rap on the song “Ghetto Symphony”.
2. Another term for “sucking” or being “sorry”, particularly in the context of video games.
Inspired by Mia X’s rap on the song “Ghetto Symphony”.
Look at Dave laughing with the boss. I’m so sick of his dick kissin'.
Oh man! I’m already near the finish line and you’re still at the first turn dick kissin'.
Oh man! I’m already near the finish line and you’re still at the first turn dick kissin'.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Get the Dick Kissin'mug. Spanish for "much badasstic". Used to describe the level of badassedness above normal but below "Maximum Badassiticity".
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, and Badassiticity
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, and Badassiticity
After beating a man’s ass with a rolled-up magazine and killing him, Jason Bourne unscrewed the man’s gas main and jammed the aforementioned rolled-up magazine into the man’s toaster. In time it caught fire and ignited the gas in the house, which Jason Bourne used as cover to make his escape. This, you see, is the next level of badass i.e. Mucho Badasstico.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Get the Mucho Badassticomug. 1. Another term for a woman's vagina, made popular in the song, "Spin the Bottle"
2. A mixed drink consisting of Tequila Rose strawberry cream liqueur and red-cap Tvarscki vodka to suit
2. A mixed drink consisting of Tequila Rose strawberry cream liqueur and red-cap Tvarscki vodka to suit
1. "...pink fun so wet that my thang is slippin'..."
2. "I just mixed a glass of Pink Fun, you want one?" "No way dude, I'm not gay!" "This is stronger that the lame shit you drink, now who's gay?"
2. "I just mixed a glass of Pink Fun, you want one?" "No way dude, I'm not gay!" "This is stronger that the lame shit you drink, now who's gay?"
by MastaRoe April 10, 2010
Get the Pink Funmug. An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.
Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
Get the White Collar Sweatshopmug. Like the word "Badasstic" only having a wider, more transferred semantic range of use.
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
The way Jason Bourne used a book to beat that guy's ass just before killing him with a hand towel was nothing sort of Badassical.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Get the Badassicalmug.