Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.

Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.

Swatgasm by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010

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SWBT

An acronym for Straight With Bisexual Tendencies. Someone who identifies as straight, but will have an emotional and/or sexual attraction to the same gender occasionally.

Jake: That guy was hot.
David: Dude, are you gay?
Jake: No, I'm SWBT.

She only wants to date and have sex with men, but she masturbates to lesbian porn.

He loves women, but will knowingly checks out other men.

SWBT by bandam October 3, 2015

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SWBTFO

Shit Will Buff THe FUck Out, a cascade way to assure someone that things will end up OK, created by cadets at AFROTC Det 895 CWU

dont worry, SWBTFO ( shit will buff the fuck out)

SWBTFO by lt.dyke January 1, 2006

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swttg

Short for Suburbans Who think theyre ghetto

In highland park i found all of these SWTTG's it was crazy

swttg by Freddie Adu April 22, 2005

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SWBT

An acronym for the most elusive qualities found in a select few lucky women. Stands for "Small waist, big titties"

Guy 1: That girl Pat is hanging out with is perfect for him.
Guy 2: She'd be perfect for anyone, she has the elusive quality
Guy 1: Oh, you mean she has SWBT. Yea, I agree.

SWBT by ravvo December 9, 2012

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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