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At this long part of time Swbtg?
Swbtg by Bagal213 May 26, 2022
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Swear to god. Common text phrase from northern texters.
"Yo, I swtg they got me fucked up!"
swtg by Jjreck July 11, 2018
Related Words
Swbtg SWBT sfbtg Swatg Swatgasm SWBTFO swtg swttg Pear (SWBG)

Swatgasm 

Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
Swatgasm by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010
An acronym for Straight With Bisexual Tendencies. Someone who identifies as straight, but will have an emotional and/or sexual attraction to the same gender occasionally.
Jake: That guy was hot.
David: Dude, are you gay?
Jake: No, I'm SWBT.

She only wants to date and have sex with men, but she masturbates to lesbian porn.

He loves women, but will knowingly checks out other men.
SWBT by bandam October 3, 2015
Shit Will Buff THe FUck Out, a cascade way to assure someone that things will end up OK, created by cadets at AFROTC Det 895 CWU
dont worry, SWBTFO ( shit will buff the fuck out)
SWBTFO by lt.dyke January 1, 2006
Short for Suburbans Who think theyre ghetto
In highland park i found all of these SWTTG's it was crazy
swttg by Freddie Adu April 22, 2005
An acronym for the most elusive qualities found in a select few lucky women. Stands for "Small waist, big titties"
Guy 1: That girl Pat is hanging out with is perfect for him.
Guy 2: She'd be perfect for anyone, she has the elusive quality
Guy 1: Oh, you mean she has SWBT. Yea, I agree.
SWBT by ravvo December 9, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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