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Swear to god. Common text phrase from northern texters.
"Yo, I swtg they got me fucked up!"
swtg by Jjreck July 11, 2018
Related Words
Swbtg SWBT sfbtg Swatg Swatgasm SWBTFO swtg swttg Pear (SWBG)

Swatgasm 

Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
An acronym for Straight With Bisexual Tendencies. Someone who identifies as straight, but will have an emotional and/or sexual attraction to the same gender occasionally.
Jake: That guy was hot.
David: Dude, are you gay?
Jake: No, I'm SWBT.

She only wants to date and have sex with men, but she masturbates to lesbian porn.

He loves women, but will knowingly checks out other men.
SWBT by bandam October 3, 2015
Shit Will Buff THe FUck Out, a cascade way to assure someone that things will end up OK, created by cadets at AFROTC Det 895 CWU
dont worry, SWBTFO ( shit will buff the fuck out)
SWBTFO by lt.dyke January 1, 2006
Short for Suburbans Who think theyre ghetto
In highland park i found all of these SWTTG's it was crazy
swttg by Freddie Adu April 22, 2005
An acronym for the most elusive qualities found in a select few lucky women. Stands for "Small waist, big titties"
Guy 1: That girl Pat is hanging out with is perfect for him.
Guy 2: She'd be perfect for anyone, she has the elusive quality
Guy 1: Oh, you mean she has SWBT. Yea, I agree.
SWBT by ravvo December 9, 2012