Acronym used in internet conversations, standing for "Stop Trying To Get Laid". It's meant at message board members who are overly complimenting and prestative towards members of the opposite sex, with blatant sexual intentions.
It can also be used with similar meaning to STFU when a specially sad seduction attempt is spotted.

-You are the only girl who voted for me but, your vote is like 10 votes

-Man, STTGL

STTGL by BloodyScalpel June 20, 2006

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Swatgasm

Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.

Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.

Swatgasm by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010

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Swtt

Shitting while typing this

Acronym: Shitting While Typing This

I'm totally SWTT

Swtt by Swtt May 14, 2016

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Swatg

just a fast way to type “swear to god” instead of “stg” so you look more trendy and different 😭😭 it’s like if you were to say stg but really fast like swatagod but it’s swatg. 😃bwoy

ONLY USED IN TEXTS, DONT SAY THIS IRL

Bwoy 1: “That bitch got a fat ass I swatg”
Bwoy 2: “Onggg bro I swatg I would tap”

Swatg by sasukeyams April 6, 2020

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