Squawkward 

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.

In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.

Squawkward by Animorphs: The Radio Drama fan July 7, 2010

Squawkward 

A Big Bird sized person in a awkward situation.

Why you standing there looking hella squawkward.

Squawkward by Dani Rubble May 23, 2018

Squawktard 

A retarded person that utters a loud, harsh cry, as a duck, parrot, or other fowl might sound. Trust me dude, they are out there, and holy shit are they frightening!

Dude, I saw a squawktard today at a restaurant, and it was staring at me making this God awful sound. I thought they had a bird at first until I locked eyes with it, and it freaked out.

Squawktard by brrutled June 19, 2011

shmawkward 

(adj.) Synonym for "awkward"; describes a situation which is uncomfortable or embarrassing or a person who is socially inept. Can be shortened "shmawk".

Guy: Your mom was really nice!
Girl: That was my sister..
Guy: Shmawkward..

shmawkward by shmeeble January 25, 2009

Stawkward 

(adj.) The phenomenon that occurs whilst scrolling through a persons social media feed, for example Facebook, Twitter, but most commonly Instagram, and you accidentally like or favourite a status or picture that the above person posted a considerable period of time ago.

Man #1: "Dude, I was scrolling through Bridget's Instagram last night and liked her photo from a year ago, and now she refuses to follow me."

Man #2: "Well that's Stawkward!"

Stawkward: Comes from the verb Stalking, which means to pursue or approach stealthily, and also the adjective Awkward, which means causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.

Stawkward by Gazzardo March 3, 2015

Quawkward

Something extremely awkward; Combination of "quite" and "awkward." Use of which usually makes a situation 10 times more awkward than it was to begin with.

Mike: Well, that was quawkward!

Quawkward by quawkwarddddd April 14, 2009

shawkward 

an event that is both surprising and uncomfortable simultaneously

I ran into my ex-girlfriend and her family yesterday while I was with my new girlfriend; it was shawkward.

shawkward by Michael Mervin September 12, 2009