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Hey Swainy.
Swainy by Pete616 November 25, 2014
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A highly paid remote employee who does no work for an extended period. They usually work under a manager who is either overwhelmed or disengaged, resulting in free paychecks for long periods of time.
Joe: "Man, I can't believe Brian was a Swainy. I was wondering why it takes so long for him to respond to emails."
Brad: "Yeah, sometimes I'd be waiting 2 whole months for him to reply to emails."
Swainy by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr February 6, 2025

Josh Swain 

After April 24th, 2021, there will only be one Josh Swain in America.
Before April 24th: Bro there's 60 people with the name Josh Swain!
After April 24th: What the hell? There's only one Josh Swain now?

swainbank 

A swainbank is a widely recognised standard weight around the cumbrian area (especially keswick)

It amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. A swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.
I can lift one an a half swainbanks with my right arm, maybe two on a good day.

My cow weighs seven swainbanks, unless its just been milked then itl be half a swainbank less.
swainbank by bentharge March 3, 2011
A male math teacher that is so hot that even his straight male students will come in after school for some extra credit. The name is a combination of the words "sweat" and "pain", two things that his students will definitely experience.
Student A: Man, wasn't that math test that we just had so difficult?
Student B: Yeah, the last time I did something that hard in a math classroom, I was with Mr. Swain.
Mr. Swain by The Baller Sunny D August 13, 2019

swain county high school 

A shit hole straight from the ass of satan
Mom: would you like to go to swain county high school?
Son: no I don’t want to be shit