A highly paid remote employee who does no work for an extended period. They usually work under a manager who is either overwhelmed or disengaged, resulting in free paychecks for long periods of time.
Joe: "Man, I can't believe Brian was a Swainy. I was wondering why it takes so long for him to respond to emails."
Brad: "Yeah, sometimes I'd be waiting 2 whole months for him to reply to emails."
A swainbank is a widely recognised standard weight around the cumbrian area (especially keswick)
It amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. A swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.
A male math teacher that is so hot that even his straight male students will come in after school for some extra credit. The name is a combination of the words "sweat" and "pain", two things that his students will definitely experience.
Student A: Man, wasn't that math test that we just had so difficult?
Student B: Yeah, the last time I did something that hard in a math classroom, I was with Mr. Swain.