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Swainy
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Swainy
A highly paid remote employee who does no work for an extended period. They usually work under a manager who is either overwhelmed or disengaged, resulting in free paychecks for long periods of time.
Joe: "Man, I can't believe Brian was a Swainy. I was wondering why it takes so long for him to respond to emails."
Brad: "Yeah, sometimes I'd be waiting 2 whole months for him to reply to emails."
Brad: "Yeah, sometimes I'd be waiting 2 whole months for him to reply to emails."
Swainy by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr February 6, 2025
Josh Swain
Before April 24th: Bro there's 60 people with the name Josh Swain!
After April 24th: What the hell? There's only one Josh Swain now?
After April 24th: What the hell? There's only one Josh Swain now?
Josh Swain by people eat ice cream April 20, 2021
swainbank
A swainbank is a widely recognised standard weight around the cumbrian area (especially keswick)
It amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. A swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.
It amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. A swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.
Mr. Swain
A male math teacher that is so hot that even his straight male students will come in after school for some extra credit. The name is a combination of the words "sweat" and "pain", two things that his students will definitely experience.
Student A: Man, wasn't that math test that we just had so difficult?
Student B: Yeah, the last time I did something that hard in a math classroom, I was with Mr. Swain.
Student B: Yeah, the last time I did something that hard in a math classroom, I was with Mr. Swain.
Mr. Swain by The Baller Sunny D August 13, 2019
swain county high school
swain county high school by Sassmaster360 November 6, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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