swained

After your anus is overbearing with sweat from physical activity, swanus is created. At this point one inserts their hand into their undergarments and gets a nice steaming batch of swanus in their hand. One will then run up to someone who deserves some vial punishment, and rub their hand all over the other's face. This person has just been swained.

Brad owed me ten bucks for the fireworks, so I cooked him up a nice batch during ultimate frisbee and swained his ass as I was passing by.

by Shalominhousin August 19, 2006

swained

Swained-(V, past tense) When someone gets you in trouble and then acts like you are friends afterward.

Kevin: Can you believe this shit? This dude snitched on me, then I lost my job, now he's trying to hang out after we get off work.

Randall: Oh shit man, he swained you like that. damn son.
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James: WHY the FUCK did you fall asleep at work?
Ezell: I was tired.
James: Wrong Answer. Now you gotta hold my pocket until we done here...but after that, we can go get some beers later and bullshit.
Ezell: I don't want any beers, I ain't being swained like that homie.

by Chico Blacklung January 7, 2011

Shit-stained schumacher

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008

Stained

Robbed or you robbed someone

Yo my friend just got stained

This guy stained one of my friends

by Deathsphere69 (Fortnite gt) October 8, 2018

Arse stained tattie

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.

Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"

by The Insult Man April 16, 2021

poo-stained vagina

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.

I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.

by homoguytom October 16, 2012

Get stained

Get stained is a popular roast in games such as Valorant, CS:GO and R6. Often used when someone got absolutely destroyed. Often is modified to be "got stained", or "stained on".

"Get stained kiddo"

"You're about to get stained mark my words."

by xX.PROGAMER69 December 12, 2021