When someone ‘cheats’ in small ways that are not conventionally considered cheating.
This term is typically only used by people who lack an understanding of how relationships work, as cheating is can be any violation of the relationship agreement between two people. Cheating will look different based on the boundaries of every couple, so microcheating doesn’t actually mean anything.
This term is typically only used by people who lack an understanding of how relationships work, as cheating is can be any violation of the relationship agreement between two people. Cheating will look different based on the boundaries of every couple, so microcheating doesn’t actually mean anything.
Isabelle: “when he asks me what my biggest fear is and I can’t say him microcheating on me throughout the relationship and never finding out, so I just say spiders”
Everyone, in unison: *rolls eyes*
Everyone, in unison: *rolls eyes*
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr November 21, 2024
A non-derogatory term for a person whose hair loosely resembles a loaf of bread. This haircut is typically short enough (1"-4") that the hair stands up on its own, and the hair is typically straight/wavy. Some examples of career breadheads are Michael Cera, Tom Cruise, Robert Pattinson, Tom Holland, etc.
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr December 03, 2024
Ethan: Yo, Aaron, you DTC on Among Us tonight?
Aaron: Nah dude, I work at a local supermarket chain and I will be working until 2 AM.
Aaron: Nah dude, I work at a local supermarket chain and I will be working until 2 AM.
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr September 15, 2020
Jerusalokiahemnet: “woah, your new shoes are mad uggly.”
Dr Hyde: “Thanks, they’re the Kirkland Signature alternative for Uggs.”
Dr Hyde: “Thanks, they’re the Kirkland Signature alternative for Uggs.”
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr May 11, 2024
Madi: "Yeah dude I get like two hours of sleep"
Aaron: "Same bro, the only way I can get sleep is to have MAD congruent sex"
Aaron: "Same bro, the only way I can get sleep is to have MAD congruent sex"
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr October 04, 2020
Describes an affliction impacting joysticks on gaming controllers.
Stick drift is when a controller’s joysticks act as if they’re being moved, despite being still. This typically occurs when dust and debris get under the joystick and interfere with its sensors.
This occurs with most major console controllers, though the Nintendo Switch joycons have earned the most notoriety for stick drift problems.
Stick drift is when a controller’s joysticks act as if they’re being moved, despite being still. This typically occurs when dust and debris get under the joystick and interfere with its sensors.
This occurs with most major console controllers, though the Nintendo Switch joycons have earned the most notoriety for stick drift problems.
Alex: “I’m getting the worst stick drift, don’t you have another controller?”
Trent: “Sounds like a skill issue to me!”
Trent: “Sounds like a skill issue to me!”
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr December 21, 2024
A highly paid remote employee who does no work for an extended period. They usually work under a manager who is either overwhelmed or disengaged, resulting in free paychecks for long periods of time.
Joe: "Man, I can't believe Brian was a Swainy. I was wondering why it takes so long for him to respond to emails."
Brad: "Yeah, sometimes I'd be waiting 2 whole months for him to reply to emails."
Brad: "Yeah, sometimes I'd be waiting 2 whole months for him to reply to emails."
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr February 06, 2025