Swaino

A level of retardation which superseeds any other form of stupidity

You robbed a bank without using a ski mask?? Man you're such a f*cking Swaino!

by jtibbles October 9, 2006

swaino

This guy who sleeps in the bedroom next to me, especially if he's hot.

There was this guy who was my roommate and he was a swaino....but then I'm gay.

by Jeff August 18, 2003

swaino

an absolute npc and he has no life and Mr tonkin hates him. However he does like miss herberts breasts. sometimes he indulges in big willy sucking

'isaac' - yo swaino sucked my willy yesterday
'iles' - that mustve been so good but he was probably looking at misses tiddies

by jimmyswife April 30, 2024

Josh Swain

After April 24th, 2021, there will only be one Josh Swain in America.

Before April 24th: Bro there's 60 people with the name Josh Swain!
After April 24th: What the hell? There's only one Josh Swain now?

by people eat ice cream April 20, 2021

swainbank

A swainbank is a widely recognised standard weight around the cumbrian area (especially keswick)

It amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. A swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.

I can lift one an a half swainbanks with my right arm, maybe two on a good day.

My cow weighs seven swainbanks, unless its just been milked then itl be half a swainbank less.

by bentharge March 3, 2011

Mr. Swain

A male math teacher that is so hot that even his straight male students will come in after school for some extra credit. The name is a combination of the words "sweat" and "pain", two things that his students will definitely experience.

Student A: Man, wasn't that math test that we just had so difficult?
Student B: Yeah, the last time I did something that hard in a math classroom, I was with Mr. Swain.

by The Baller Sunny D August 13, 2019

swain county high school

A shit hole straight from the ass of satan

Mom: would you like to go to swain county high school?
Son: no I don’t want to be shit

by Sassmaster360 November 6, 2017