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Swagpunch 

When you are about to punch someone so hard, you feel 10 times more swag course through your body, ultimately causing an attack so powerful it decimates your victim.
Colin: “Ayo Jacob I’m ‘bout to swagpunch this woman so hard you don’t even know”
Jacob: “Oh no be careful, you could kill her!”
Swagpunch by big_rex March 30, 2020

swag punch a bitch 

Using your extreme amounts of swagger to manifest your stand and absolutely demolishing some bitches skull with a swift yet fatal punch
I proceeded to Swag punch a bitch.
swag punch a bitch by Bigred0506 October 22, 2020

starpunch 

Open handed punch to the anus, directly to the hole. You have to hit so hard that air forces into the anus and farts back.
Jerm: I totally starpunched my wife and she almost sharted!
Lace: Thats really gross man.
starpunch by destroyer145 June 10, 2013
A slapping motion with a closed or semi-closed fist. Often used by girls or really weak, pathetic guys trying to fight each other without using full force.
"My girlfriend slapunched me in the back because I told her to lose weight"

"Man, that hipster guy got slapunched right in the face, that will leave a mark"
Slapunch by generoustan January 20, 2009

Slagmunch 

A cross beetween a butt munch (brown nose) and a slag
Dude Katie is such a Slagmunch
Slagmunch by Luke powley October 13, 2010

songpunch 

When you punch someone in the diaphragm causing them to sing.
Yo I songpunched this dude and he started singing It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls
songpunch by Omnion August 1, 2019