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swagpunch

It is when you punch someone so hard they go through the earth, most typically used by Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson in his bid to become the only Hollywood actor working today
Person 1: hey man can you swagpunch someone
Dwayne Johnson: sure
by Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh July 15, 2019
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Swagpunch

When you are about to punch someone so hard, you feel 10 times more swag course through your body, ultimately causing an attack so powerful it decimates your victim.
Colin: “Ayo Jacob I’m ‘bout to swagpunch this woman so hard you don’t even know”
Jacob: “Oh no be careful, you could kill her!”
by big_rex March 30, 2020
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swag punch a bitch

Using your extreme amounts of swagger to manifest your stand and absolutely demolishing some bitches skull with a swift yet fatal punch
I proceeded to Swag punch a bitch.
by Bigred0506 October 22, 2020
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starpunch

Open handed punch to the anus, directly to the hole. You have to hit so hard that air forces into the anus and farts back.
Jerm: I totally starpunched my wife and she almost sharted!
Lace: Thats really gross man.
by destroyer145 June 10, 2013
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Slapunch

A slapping motion with a closed or semi-closed fist. Often used by girls or really weak, pathetic guys trying to fight each other without using full force.
"My girlfriend slapunched me in the back because I told her to lose weight"

"Man, that hipster guy got slapunched right in the face, that will leave a mark"
by generoustan January 20, 2009
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Slagmunch

A cross beetween a butt munch (brown nose) and a slag
Dude Katie is such a Slagmunch
by Luke powley October 13, 2010
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songpunch

When you punch someone in the diaphragm causing them to sing.
Yo I songpunched this dude and he started singing It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls
by Omnion August 1, 2019
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