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slaunch donkey 

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.
Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey
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swagpunch 

It is when you punch someone so hard they go through the earth, most typically used by Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson in his bid to become the only Hollywood actor working today
Person 1: hey man can you swagpunch someone
Dwayne Johnson: sure
the act of chugging your drink when someone calls it. Slamming your drink all at once.
Troy: Slauncher!!!
Brian: FUCK, we just chugged a minute ago!!!
Troy: Do it!!!
Brian: If I puke, it is your fault!!
Slauncher by T & B July 22, 2009
The act of shitting all over a wall, toilet seat, dumpster, or other vertical plane.

A favorite act of panhandlers and bass fisherman alike.
Ruben (to a Truckstops of America team member):

"Do you have any showers Available?"

Truckstops of America team member (to Ruben):

"We did but the several guys from the bass tour just slaunched in them. Matter of fact, your friend Clay just slaunched the last one. The showers are all closed for cleaning."
Slaunch by Fuck lasalle February 15, 2021

slauncha 

Pronunciation of the Gaelic word Sláinte, meaning cheers or "to your health". Popularized by Irish pubs and beers such as Guinness.
"Slauncha!" (when raising a pint and celebrating with your friends)
slauncha by Alan Dobkin April 10, 2007
A slapping motion with a closed or semi-closed fist. Often used by girls or really weak, pathetic guys trying to fight each other without using full force.

"My girlfriend slapunched me in the back because I told her to lose weight"

"Man, that hipster guy got slapunched right in the face, that will leave a mark"
Slapunch by generoustan January 20, 2009