Slapunch

A slapping motion with a closed or semi-closed fist. Often used by girls or really weak, pathetic guys trying to fight each other without using full force.

"My girlfriend slapunched me in the back because I told her to lose weight"

"Man, that hipster guy got slapunched right in the face, that will leave a mark"

by generoustan January 20, 2009

slaunch donkey

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.

Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey

by The slaunch April 7, 2017

Slauncher

the act of chugging your drink when someone calls it. Slamming your drink all at once.

Troy: Slauncher!!!
Brian: FUCK, we just chugged a minute ago!!!
Troy: Do it!!!
Brian: If I puke, it is your fault!!

by T & B July 22, 2009

Slaunch

The act of shitting all over a wall, toilet seat, dumpster, or other vertical plane.

A favorite act of panhandlers and bass fisherman alike.

Ruben (to a Truckstops of America team member):

"Do you have any showers Available?"

Truckstops of America team member (to Ruben):

"We did but the several guys from the bass tour just slaunched in them. Matter of fact, your friend Clay just slaunched the last one. The showers are all closed for cleaning."

by Fuck lasalle February 15, 2021

slauncha

Pronunciation of the Gaelic word Sláinte, meaning cheers or "to your health". Popularized by Irish pubs and beers such as Guinness.

"Slauncha!" (when raising a pint and celebrating with your friends)

by Alan Dobkin April 10, 2007

slaunch

To slopily or forcibly insert something into something else.
Or slaunch can be replaced with launch at any time.

I slaunched one in her asshole last night!
I slaunched it in her asshole, prior to giving her the angry pirate.
I will slaunch the frisbee 100 yards.

by mdizzlenizzlepizzle May 3, 2006

slaunchy

adv.

Derived from the Italian word 'slaunchio', a term used when describing someone or something as slutty and/or sketchy

The girl that made out with your boyfriend in that alley was soooo slaunchy!

by khatch13 October 26, 2011