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Starcrunch 

The act of biting the anus of another; intimate partner or otherwise
"She was licking my gooch which was cool but then she gave me a starcrunch! That shit hurt yo."
Starcrunch by Malavio June 7, 2018

swagpunch 

It is when you punch someone so hard they go through the earth, most typically used by Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson in his bid to become the only Hollywood actor working today
Person 1: hey man can you swagpunch someone
Dwayne Johnson: sure

sharkpunch 

A one-man joke hardcore band who writes about straightedge kids, yelling at his mom, being dinosaur brocore, and eating taco bell.
Have you heard that tight song Dinocore by Sharkpunch? It makes my nuts jiggle.
sharkpunch by Brocore June 12, 2006

Staunch Ballbag 

An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.
"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"

"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"
Staunch Ballbag by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012

Staunch Cunt 

Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt
i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt
Staunch Cunt by Bevdogg August 7, 2011
(Bogan Australia slang term)

To adopt a pose (usually with one’s fists between their legs) and intense stare with the purpose of intimidating or degrading a weaker individual.
Jackson hunches his shoulders over and flexes his arms inwards so his fists hover just inside his out-turned knees. He locks manic eyes with Tom.

Tom: “Oh shit, cunt’s fuckin staunching me. I feel like such a shitcunt beta”
Staunch by Shut up smelly Reddit boy November 27, 2019