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Svugness 

The false satisfaction of owning an overpowering sense of entitlement when no rationale exists. This is particularly true in the prediction of professional sports that the person could not possibly play personally due to the fact that his Svugness level is inversely proportional to both his courage and skill.
People called Sven are most likely to be encumbered by this syndrome however it also spreads quite widely through the Macleod clan.
Junior was unlucky in the Fantasy football comp so he got beaten again. Most of his friends were understanding about it except for this one guy who was just gurning with svugness.
Svugness by Juddy from Karmaville October 21, 2012
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Swedish Smugness 

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."
Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

Scrabble Smugness 

noun. A special state of smugness experienced by a Scrabble player who is either winning or has recently had a very high-scoring word on the board.

Unlike normal smugness, Scrabble Smugness is notoriously difficult to hide and even statements such as "I was lucky that time" or "It's just the tiles" will do nothing to reassure the opponent(s) that there is no smugness.

Typically Scrabble Smugness will manifest itself as a peculiar grin, and is accompanied by feelings of superiority and an over-estimation of one's intelligence. In many cases, Scrabble Smugness will induce feelings of Scrabble Rage in the opponent(s).
Player 1: Damn it, you're always winning.

Player 2: (modestly) I was just lucky that time. It's the tiles really...

Player 3: Like fuck it is. And don't pretend to be coy - you have the worst case of Scrabble Smugness ever.
Scrabble Smugness by Pseudocrat November 3, 2009

New Relationship Smugness (NRS)

A very common overwhelming emotion by new couples experienced within the first 1 - 6 months of their relationship.

They are poisoned by their own happiness and led to believe they are the "Perfect Couple", after the honey moon phase ends and the healthy relationship begins... NRS quickly fades away.
"You my friend are suffering from a little known condition, called New Relationship Smugness (NRS).

You and Robin are in the honeymoon phase. Everything’s perfect. Every song on the radio’s about you. Every other couple sucks. Enjoy it, NRS doesn’t last forever."

- Ted, How I Met Your Mother

Smugness 

a permanent state of delusional self contentment typical of a fucktard
smugness is the BBC's Robert Peston
Smugness by mr magoocantcu December 24, 2008

svagness 

A Russian word that describes something or someone with an enormous amount of swag or sweg.
Person 1: Check out my new iPhone 275!
Person2: Svagness!!!
Sweg Sweg Bae Elysium Aleysia Noah Lewk Luke Dean
svagness by NoahJSweg March 5, 2015

cloud of smugness

Mild to Severe symptoms of ignorance, hardheadedness, brash, cold, stuck up bitchness who doesn't know how to have a good time during the good times or bad times.

(In Canada) Supporter of kyoto accord and openly supports Stephen Harper with EVERYTHING HE DOES without question.

Jumps on every cultural and fashion bandwagon to blend in and spread her smugness onto (un)suspecting persons.

Severity comes with many factors Nature vs Nurture, High School conditions, where these usually do the best breeding and spore out into the world unstoppably. Exposure to this can cause severe descents into heavy drug use, psychosis, thundersmug, ultimately leading to Undecidedville where no one returns
Tina and her cloud of smugness is fucking up my decision making.

Life skills and ability to take on the day are clouded due to heavy clouds of smug.

I looked at the Weather Network and realised why I can't pleasure my girlfriend as well as I could. 5-day forecast nothing but clouds of smugness from Dan-O's demeanor last weekend.
cloud of smugness by c-hat-e January 17, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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