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Svugness 

The false satisfaction of owning an overpowering sense of entitlement when no rationale exists. This is particularly true in the prediction of professional sports that the person could not possibly play personally due to the fact that his Svugness level is inversely proportional to both his courage and skill.
People called Sven are most likely to be encumbered by this syndrome however it also spreads quite widely through the Macleod clan.
Junior was unlucky in the Fantasy football comp so he got beaten again. Most of his friends were understanding about it except for this one guy who was just gurning with svugness.
Svugness by Juddy from Karmaville October 21, 2012
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Swedish Smugness 

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."
Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

Scrabble Smugness 

noun. A special state of smugness experienced by a Scrabble player who is either winning or has recently had a very high-scoring word on the board.

Unlike normal smugness, Scrabble Smugness is notoriously difficult to hide and even statements such as "I was lucky that time" or "It's just the tiles" will do nothing to reassure the opponent(s) that there is no smugness.

Typically Scrabble Smugness will manifest itself as a peculiar grin, and is accompanied by feelings of superiority and an over-estimation of one's intelligence. In many cases, Scrabble Smugness will induce feelings of Scrabble Rage in the opponent(s).
Player 1: Damn it, you're always winning.

Player 2: (modestly) I was just lucky that time. It's the tiles really...

Player 3: Like fuck it is. And don't pretend to be coy - you have the worst case of Scrabble Smugness ever.
Scrabble Smugness by Pseudocrat November 3, 2009

New Relationship Smugness (NRS)

A very common overwhelming emotion by new couples experienced within the first 1 - 6 months of their relationship.

They are poisoned by their own happiness and led to believe they are the "Perfect Couple", after the honey moon phase ends and the healthy relationship begins... NRS quickly fades away.
"You my friend are suffering from a little known condition, called New Relationship Smugness (NRS).

You and Robin are in the honeymoon phase. Everything’s perfect. Every song on the radio’s about you. Every other couple sucks. Enjoy it, NRS doesn’t last forever."

- Ted, How I Met Your Mother

Smugness 

a permanent state of delusional self contentment typical of a fucktard
smugness is the BBC's Robert Peston
Smugness by mr magoocantcu December 24, 2008

svagness 

A Russian word that describes something or someone with an enormous amount of swag or sweg.
Person 1: Check out my new iPhone 275!
Person2: Svagness!!!
Sweg Sweg Bae bæ Elysium Aleysia Noah Lewk Luke Dean
svagness by NoahJSweg March 5, 2015

cloud of smugness

Mild to Severe symptoms of ignorance, hardheadedness, brash, cold, stuck up bitchness who doesn't know how to have a good time during the good times or bad times.

(In Canada) Supporter of kyoto accord and openly supports Stephen Harper with EVERYTHING HE DOES without question.

Jumps on every cultural and fashion bandwagon to blend in and spread her smugness onto (un)suspecting persons.

Severity comes with many factors Nature vs Nurture, High School conditions, where these usually do the best breeding and spore out into the world unstoppably. Exposure to this can cause severe descents into heavy drug use, psychosis, thundersmug, ultimately leading to Undecidedville where no one returns
Tina and her cloud of smugness is fucking up my decision making.

Life skills and ability to take on the day are clouded due to heavy clouds of smug.

I looked at the Weather Network and realised why I can't pleasure my girlfriend as well as I could. 5-day forecast nothing but clouds of smugness from Dan-O's demeanor last weekend.
cloud of smugness by c-hat-e January 17, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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