c-hat-e's definitions

#hst

I gotta Bet, man from The Commercial Drive Company. It's called Hockey Sales Tax in Canada. Where all well to do, rich, wealthy families who are interested or play hockey are charged a revolving tax to end further lockouts.

This lockout could end today if this tax went into effect on Friday.

Hockey is by far the most expensive sport to play in the world. Canada loves this game and locks out every year. Why? Greed. So, charge greedy people a tax #hst (Hockey Sales Tax) and see how they like it and test them to see how much they love their hockey.

by c-hat-e December 12, 2012

#Brewskov

A Tourist term for a beer in Russia

Pass me a #Brewskov

by c-hat-e December 31, 2012

The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.

The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.

by c-hat-e January 21, 2013

#hunny

A girl who sets trends with hashtags.

Check out that #hunny setting trends with every word she says.

by c-hat-e December 13, 2012

Rayvelations 34:52

The concluding chapter of Ray Lewis and his Baltimore Ravens Victory, which is ultimately his last game of his biblical rollercoaster ride.

Now children open to Rayvelations 34:52,

by c-hat-e February 4, 2013

#internationalwomensday2012!!!

The single most important day in history. They are simply the ones that led the #KONY2012 movement with their savvy knowledge of social media. Right now, there are no consequences. There will be, but they will rise up and overcome any social or political backlash. With the biggest solar flare in 5 years occurring today, us guys would have to assume they are going to leave this planet for good. Bittersweet symphony. We are going to miss them, kind of. With this, their attributes are going to level up to a magnitude never seen before. This is written at 8:13AM... Keep updating this post with astronomical news!

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them. What are we gonna do when the solar flare occurs? I am lamenting #internationalwomensday2012!!!

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them. They just disappeared!! I knew they were from a different planet as soon as that fuckin solar flare hit!

That damn solar flare and that damn #internationalwomensday2012! My profits been swept underneath the floor!

There were invisible children everywhere! No blood, no screaming, no labour no nothing!! The kids just appeared and they were tied to puppies.

Thanks to #internationalwomensday2012. A woman candidate has not only entered the United States Presidential Race. She has already swept the hearts and minds of the International Public with her charisma, style and faboulousness. She has decided to skip most of the legal and political stuff and get down to the core issues of the American Public, which shoes go with this Super Power Suit she designed herself and distributed 20%off to all the International Women out there!

Most of the secretarial jobs for guys have depleted due to the iPhone and other smart phones.

The solar flare did not knock out the power grid. #womensinternationalday2012! on twitter did.

Valentine's Month, #KONY2012, the Solar Flare. They kept the biggest conspiracy quiet until it was way too late!

by c-hat-e June 18, 2012

#everything

In the advent of Twitter taking over everyday vocabulary. We at the commercial drive company decided to just decide to capitalize on a good thing and create an anti-trend. Hash tag everything. With everybody jumping on the Twitter Trend bandwagon, with hash tagging galore, we decided just to HashTag everything to make it easier to on everybody.

Teacher: Your arguments were good. But the majority of your marks were lost due to not putting hashtags in front of your words.

Student: #fuckthatshit #whereareyour#? #comebeforeAs.

Consistency Tate: #im a musician # watch out

Camichael: #just#thatshit #everything

by c-hat-e April 23, 2012