c-hat-e's definitions

dating troll

a girl or a guy who will wait in the cut and make sure that the person you are dating is always uncomfortable dating you.
ie) A snake whispering in his/her ear.

While I was dating Tabatha, a dating troll started trolling and long story short the date ended before the ball got rolling.

by c-hat-e April 19, 2013

Rayvelations 34:52

The concluding chapter of Ray Lewis and his Baltimore Ravens Victory, which is ultimately his last game of his biblical rollercoaster ride.

Now children open to Rayvelations 34:52,

by c-hat-e February 4, 2013

WPG

Wishes Per Game

Indian-Canadian Nazem Kadri Call Up turned Pro Hockey player for Toronto Maple Leafs averages bout 12.8 WPG due to the heavy East Indian Population rooting for him

by c-hat-e January 23, 2013

The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.

The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.

by c-hat-e January 21, 2013

#Brewskov

A Tourist term for a beer in Russia

Pass me a #Brewskov

by c-hat-e December 31, 2012

Hater Index

A measurement of hatred average among hateful beings.
AKA (HI)

Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.

by c-hat-e December 26, 2012

#fraudapplaud

Applauding in sheer astonishment for how fraudulent people who cut you down, cut corners to get where you wanna be, steal who you are, and thieve your identity and dreams. Especially the one's you grew up with your entire life.

After 15 years of my life I have to applaud many of the fake friends I grew up with. So on the last thursday of the supposed rapture, this moment in time I would like to capture. Toast! Can I have a #fraudapplaud please?

by c-hat-e December 20, 2012