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swagness 

the type of swag that is used to combat a teacher which was developed in 18
teacher: why are you doing that
student: because i have swagness
swagness by anonymous November 24, 2020

swagness 

A word used by a narcissistic male to describe how he thinks he will look in his new "wavey garms"
"Ah man, I'm gonna look swagness in that"
swagness by Cat9818 August 6, 2017

Svugness 

The false satisfaction of owning an overpowering sense of entitlement when no rationale exists. This is particularly true in the prediction of professional sports that the person could not possibly play personally due to the fact that his Svugness level is inversely proportional to both his courage and skill.
People called Sven are most likely to be encumbered by this syndrome however it also spreads quite widely through the Macleod clan.
Junior was unlucky in the Fantasy football comp so he got beaten again. Most of his friends were understanding about it except for this one guy who was just gurning with svugness.
Svugness by Juddy from Karmaville October 21, 2012
Noun: The act of behaving in a slag-like manner
I ended things with her; mostly due to her 'slagness'
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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