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mya stanek 

Mya stanek is a lover of leftovers she does everything in parking lots of paw paw and Decatur with guy who is taken .
There's Mya Stanek watch out girls, she looking for leftovers and some good parking lots in her Kia
mya stanek by Youbrokemytrustchen19 December 23, 2021

Stanek's Disease 

A very rare, serious, and extremely contagious STD caused by coming in contact with the genitalia(s) of someone already infected.

Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.

If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.

Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.

The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.

Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that girl over there has Stanek's Disease.

Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"

Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
Stanek's Disease by Dr. Galli January 7, 2011

Stanek Effect 

(Stanek Effect) You know Ryan and Julie Stanek a couple houses up on the left?
Stanek Effect by Heffbop April 6, 2017
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Geez, I wish I were a Stanek
Stanek by Stanek October 16, 2008
To be strangled whilst having a wank, thus heightening the pleasure
How unfortunate Stuart Lubbock died whilst michael barrymore gave him a good strank
strank by james & heather January 24, 2008

Strankles 

Strangle + Ankle
Pants that strangle your ankles, aka tapered pants.
"Yo that chicks pants are so tight around her ankles"
"Gross, she's wearing strankles!"
Strankles by Tammy P January 2, 2008