staneker

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an individual who loves to dance wildly, pathologically lie, is a gossip whore, and loves to face paint, all the while doing this sober

While Kevin was grinding on the dance floor, he told me that Susy hooked with Joey but I knew it wasn't true. And I couldn't keep up with his phenomenal dance moves or distract myself from his painted on cheetah face. What a staneker!

staneker by Sofia da Bia January 25, 2009

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Stanker

Overly robust booty cheeks that cannot possibly cleaned correctly.

"That girl has a stanker."

Stanker by bbion August 1, 2020

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Stanker

A new and upcoming breed of hip people, but they are in no way a hipster. A Stanker is often confused for a hipster, but Stankers do not carry the liberal views often paired with a hipster. Therefore, Stankers give less fucks about the world than hipsters.

"Whoa look at that hipster."
"No man, that's a Stanker, they don't give a fuck."

Stanker by TheStanke October 16, 2012

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stanker

You shit your pants so fucking loud everyone can hear you.

Dad i made a stanker

stanker by poop pooass January 28, 2020

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stanker

a name given to vehical that is a shit box, house that is a shit hole or similar items characterised by thier poor quality or state of repair

Bob turned quickly to Jono "Check out that car; what a stanker" he exclaimed. Jono smirked as the faded pinky red Micra sporting speed stipes and a big spoiler farted past.

stanker by delaphonics October 12, 2007

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stanker

A slutty whore who hasn't showered in weeks.

"Hey man, did you hear that Charlie Sheen fucked 20 stankers last night

stanker by charles fatley January 24, 2011

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Stankerchief

When someone offers you their handkerchief to wipe your face, butt instead you wipe your ass with it.

Ah damnit Duncan, you made it a stankerchief!

Stankerchief by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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