Stooge Splooge

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.

“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”

“Dude, what happened?”

“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”

by velocite3 July 4, 2020

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

spooge stooge

A female that either likes, or is talked into allowing a male partner to ejaculate inside, or onto various parts of her body. In defense of the said "Stooge" this condition usually occurs during that foggy last few seconds of sex when one will agree to anything because cumming is the only focus at this point.

I hooked-up with a old girlfrind at the club last night and two hours later she was my "spooge stooge" when I pulled out and shot my load on her face.

by wap70 March 3, 2008

Spooge-spackled

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.

My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?

by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

spooge rocket

noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region

when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.

by spank e monk e July 11, 2004

abandonment spooge

drips of water that probably contain lead, asbestos, pigeon shit and a host of other horrors, that fall on your head while wandering around abandoned buildings.

I was heading to the admin and a drop of abandonment spooge went down the back of my shirt.

by Shadowsandrust February 7, 2010

Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.

He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!

by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009