🐦s and the 🐝s

A conversation that alot of middle-aged dads will give to their son when they're maybe 12 or so.

Son, it's time for the🐦s and the 🐝s talk.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Keithsburg

A tiny town in Illinois by the border of Iowa. It's full of meth heads and abandoned houses. There's a Casey's and a shit ton of bars for old drunk white guys.

I went to Keithsburg IL the other day.

Yuck!

by Ryan_the_retard November 23, 2021

Hot

It's exactly what you are.

No seriously. You're body temperature is at least like 96 degrees. I would say that's pretty hot.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Uvula

A weird, pink dingleberry that hangs from the back of your mouth.

Person 1: Hey baby, wanna dangle my uvula?
Person 2: Of course! You really know how to get a girl horny ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

hellicoopater

That meme where some foreign dude couldn't say helicopter

"Say helicopter"
"Hellicoopater"
Laughs

by Ryan_the_retard April 09, 2022

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

益

Just some fireworks above the white house...

益

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022