Ryan_the_retard's definitions

Keithsburg

A tiny town in Illinois by the border of Iowa. It's full of meth heads and abandoned houses. There's a Casey's and a shit ton of bars for old drunk white guys.

I went to Keithsburg IL the other day.

Yuck!

by Ryan_the_retard November 23, 2021

Arizona

The only US state where you can legally kill someone if you challenge them to a duel

Arizona is a state in the southwestern US.

by Ryan_the_retard November 4, 2022

Quaoar

Quaoar is a minor planet/dwarf planet that was discovered in 2002 and has a small moon named Weywot.

Quaoar is pronounced cwo-ore

by Ryan_the_retard November 12, 2022

Sedna

Sedna is a dwarf planet that was discovered in 2003. It has an extremely eccentric (elongated) orbit that can take it super far away from the sun.

Sedna has an orbit of about 11,000 years compared to Earth's 365 days

by Ryan_the_retard November 12, 2022

Friiiiiiinnnddd

SpongeBob and Patrick say this to Squidward in that one episode

Patrick: Friiiiiiinnnddd

by Ryan_the_retard May 3, 2022

M

An extremely drunk and or stoned W

"Hey dude, did ya know that an M is just a really fucked up W"?

"You mean like you right now? Who the fuck starts a conversation like that"!?

by Ryan_the_retard May 3, 2022

Uvula

A weird, pink dingleberry that hangs from the back of your mouth.

Person 1: Hey baby, wanna dangle my uvula?
Person 2: Of course! You really know how to get a girl horny ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022