Ryan_the_retard's definitions

🥀

You can't get it up anymore...

"Bro oh no this is me: 🥀"
"Well, good luck"

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

Ruån

When a weird foreign dude from the middle east says run

"Ruån, man! Ruån"!

by Ryan_the_retard March 18, 2022

Hot

It's exactly what you are.

No seriously. You're body temperature is at least like 96 degrees. I would say that's pretty hot.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

益

Just some fireworks above the white house...

益

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Uvula

A weird, pink dingleberry that hangs from the back of your mouth.

Person 1: Hey baby, wanna dangle my uvula?
Person 2: Of course! You really know how to get a girl horny ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

hellicoopater

That meme where some foreign dude couldn't say helicopter

"Say helicopter"
"Hellicoopater"
Laughs

by Ryan_the_retard April 9, 2022