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Stoneian 

A pothead who is close friends with his grandmother.
That kid is such a Stoneian
Stoneian by OCHOAKING September 20, 2011
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When one gets stoned and has sex
Joe and kelsey love having stonex.
Stonex by Jdptx1 May 13, 2017

Stoneing 

An action where one effectively 'kills' a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over analyasis of it. Witnesses of the stoneing may then shout "stoned" at the 'stoner' to show just how un-funny they are.
The two types of 'Stoneing' are as follows...

1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason

Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.

Person A: STONED

2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!

Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!

Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it

Person A & B: STONED!
Stoneing by STONED! March 29, 2010
a religion in which spread your ass cheeks for stones.

seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled

• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.
Josh: Stoneism is so cool, bro!

Dani: Pepe Christ! It is!
stoneism by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

Stonerxperience 

Experience in being a Stoner. Does not apply to a person that smokes weed but cant be called a stoner, no matter how much they smoke.
Stonerxperience can usually be measured by how close someone is to reaching the stoner ideals, including happiness, and appreciation of life and nature.
I have a lot of stonerxperience since I've been a stoner since 7th grade.
Stonerxperience by Jew Force January 21, 2011
The religion of infinity stone hunters like Thanos, who is the god.
A:You know that guy that hunts infinity stones? B:Yeah, what? A:He follows stoneism.
Stoneism by 69 420 noscoper June 2, 2019