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stump fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse using one's amputated limb (usually the leg) to penetrate some bodily orifice.
She said she was down for some kinky shit, so I took off my prosthetic leg and stump fucked her.

Stump Fuck

The act of fucking someones stump once you have chopped off their head

off the mighty boosh
I chopped his head off and fucked his stump, therefore i did a Stump Fuck

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum 

That's what you're doing, fuckboi
Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

Stop The Fuck Back 

What a drunk person says right befor you knock em out
Club Bouncer : "hey dude your not aloud to grab random women's breast, get the fuck out of here right NOW "

Drunk Guy : "STOP THE FUCK BACK"

Club Bouncer : *throws right hook*

Crowd : "WURRLLLLSTARRRRRRRRRR"

Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.
Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!
Saucy Fuck Stump by micah November 21, 2003

fuck stop 

A friend with benefits in another city. No matter how far away or how long ago since you've seen each other, you can always plan on getting laid while you're visiting their city.
Oh, we can certainly crash there - he's my fuck stop.
fuck stop by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010