stockbroker 

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.

Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.

stockbroker by bigtones December 11, 2004

Stockbroker's Board

The greatest thing ever to happen to Yahoo's Oddly Enough.

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.

Stockbroker's Board by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004

Storkbroker 

1. a Marketplace for baby & kid items
2. a Community of informed parents
3. plural for one who deals in the fun biz of buying & selling baby & kid items.

Whenever my kids outgrow an item of clothing, I sell it on Storkbrokers.com.

Storkbroker by MI-5 July 13, 2011

stockbrokeresque 

An adjective used to describe a man/women who plays with others' money. They feel as if they've "worked" after taking extreme risks and experience large temporary financial gains due to market volatility and risky investment practices.

The person being described usually drives an expensive car and wears expensive suits. They seem to be good with numbers, but probably couldn't pass a college algebra class.

He's stockbrokeresque. He'll win your confidence and lose your money.

stockbrokeresque by Big Idiot April 23, 2006

stockbroken 

The post-broking state of people after a stockbroker has serviced them.

However these clients usually end up on the wrong end of the said service.

I just saw Amy, she just got off the phone with her stockbroker, her face said it all -- she was totally stockbroken.

stockbroken by Shizuma April 7, 2008

storkbroker 

A person who carries out dealings with birds of the Ciconiidae variety. May involve buying, selling, growing and also delisting of such said avian species.

Usually a storkbroker carries out his or her activities in a regulared stork Exchange, such as the London Stork Exchange, the New York Stork Exchange, or the Tokyo Stork Exchange. According to regulations trading storks at arms length is currently mandatory for safety reasons, particularly to avoid being pecked in the nether regions.

The stork broker may also trade future contracts on storks for future delivery.

Requisites for storkbroking are passing the stork exchange regulation exam (usually "Rules, regulations and safety precautions in Stork Broking") and also the analysis exam "Storks : Product knowledge, analysis and slaughtering methods".

Did you hear about Jim the storkbroker?
He short-slaughtered 10 000 African Spoonbills and covered back at closing to make a huge profit!

storkbroker by Shizuma April 3, 2008

stock broker 

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine

buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.

stock broker by wolfofelementarystreet March 4, 2022