Stoasted
Like SHAMMERED but it's with pot! like if you smoke few bowls of really dank stuff and you get just totally STOASTED!
Stoasted by einsBAMF69 December 8, 2010
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Sloasted
Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.
John: You say that while riding the debate bus?
Jack: SLOASTED!
John: You say that while riding the debate bus?
Jack: SLOASTED!
Sloasted by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010
Related Words
Stoasted • smoasted • Swoasted • Sloasted • soasted • Stoated • stoatedness • stwasted • Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)
Swoasted
Swoasted by mapmaster160 December 31, 2017
Swoasted
Swag roasted. When your burn someone in such a cool way that the word “roasted” just isn’t sufficient enough.
Person 1: *nags person 2 to say excuse me 50 times a day*
Person 2: “Who’re you dating?”
Person 1: “I don’t have a boyfriend”
Person 2: “Ever wonder why that is? Boom swoasted”
Person 2: “Who’re you dating?”
Person 1: “I don’t have a boyfriend”
Person 2: “Ever wonder why that is? Boom swoasted”
Swoasted by SquarePumpkin December 31, 2017
stwasted
being stoned and wasted at the same time.
pronounced st-wast-ed, quickly.
being stwasted tends to lead to awful decisions, poor motor skills, and memory loss of what happened during your stwasted adventures!
pronounced st-wast-ed, quickly.
being stwasted tends to lead to awful decisions, poor motor skills, and memory loss of what happened during your stwasted adventures!
1. 'Ugh i was so stwasted i made out with half the party last night!'
2. Don't be stwasted and drive!
3. You shouldn't get stwasted too often, it destroys your lungs AND your liver.
2. Don't be stwasted and drive!
3. You shouldn't get stwasted too often, it destroys your lungs AND your liver.
stwasted by AliIsColourful January 12, 2011
Stoated
To get so drunk you perceive inanimate objects as stoats or other woodland animals, and punch them out of fear
Stoated by The_Gene_Genie March 4, 2011
Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)
For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.
Poor Man's Toasted (baked good) by Dongo December 3, 2005
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