Dongo's definitions

complete

(v) To ejaculate; to cum.

Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.

by Dongo April 9, 2006

Clusterfuck

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

by Dongo April 10, 2006

Wetface

A subhuman who is drooling, making their face wet.

Fred is a complete wetface - he can't tie his own shoes.

by Dongo July 18, 2017

Glacier

The cleanest weed in the universe. Peak of the peak, legendary cannabis company.

Yo bro did you check out the new Glacier drop?

Yeah bro, completely digging this new Blast Chiller from Glacier.

by Dongo January 3, 2024

Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.

I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!

by Dongo July 18, 2017

smegza

A contraction of smegma and pizza meaning a pizza made of smegma cheese instead of mozzarella.

The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!

by Dongo January 21, 2006

Whet

Subhuman in nature, derivative of wetface.

That idea is completely whet - the earth is not flat.

by Dongo July 18, 2017