(v) To ejaculate; to cum.
Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.
by
Dongo
February 07, 2006
Any man with crack-cocaine.
Dude, you are our ghetto jesus, you have filled our block with crack!
To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.
I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!
The act of becoming enlightened through depraved means.
I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.
Buy a
Enblightenment
mug!
For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.
by
Dongo
December 03, 2005
Buy a
Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)
mug!
Subhuman in nature, derivative of
wetface.
That idea is completely whet - the earth is not flat.
A contraction of
smegma and
pizza meaning a pizza made of
smegma cheese instead of mozzarella.
The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!
by
Dongo
January 14, 2006
