(v) To ejaculate; to cum.
Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.
February 07, 2006
Any man with crack-cocaine.
Dude, you are our ghetto jesus, you have filled our block with crack!
To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.
I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!
The act of becoming enlightened through depraved means.
I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.
For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.
December 03, 2005
Subhuman in nature, derivative of wetface
That idea is completely whet - the earth is not flat.
A contraction of smegma
meaning a pizza made of smegma
cheese instead of mozzarella.
The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!
January 14, 2006