10 definitions by Dongo
The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!
by Dongo January 14, 2006
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Best Buy on Black Friday.
I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.
by Dongo December 03, 2005
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by Dongo February 07, 2006
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The Gay Train. 333 is like 69 in that the numbers represent human figures performing sexual actions. In this case, each 3 represents a male (with a rectum and a penis).
1: I'd hate to be the man in front in a 333 gay train, no pleasure at all.
2: Actually, that could be the most pleasurable depending on your orientation.
2: Actually, that could be the most pleasurable depending on your orientation.
by Dongo April 05, 2006
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For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.
by Dongo December 03, 2005
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I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.
by Dongo July 18, 2017
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