Wetface

A subhuman who is drooling, making their face wet.
Fred is a complete wetface - he can't tie his own shoes.
by Dongo July 18, 2017
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For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.
by Dongo December 03, 2005
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Ghetto Jesus

Any man with crack-cocaine.
Dude, you are our ghetto jesus, you have filled our block with crack!
by Dongo April 22, 2005
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Enblightenment

The act of becoming enlightened through depraved means.
I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.
by Dongo July 18, 2017
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complete

(v) To ejaculate; to cum.
Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.
by Dongo April 09, 2006
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Whet

Subhuman in nature, derivative of wetface.
That idea is completely whet - the earth is not flat.
by Dongo July 18, 2017
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Clusterfuck

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.
by Dongo April 10, 2006
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