Stoated
To get so drunk you perceive inanimate objects as stoats or other woodland animals, and punch them out of fear
Stoated by The_Gene_Genie March 4, 2011
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Wayne Stated
When Wayne State University pulls a drastic, last second change affecting a large portion of the student body.
I had my schedule all set up to have Tuesdays off, and then the week before classes start they tell us that this class meets on Tuesdays, despite what is posted when registering. We all just got Wayne Stated.
They changed the syllabus with 2 weeks notice and moved our calculations exam up a whole week to the same day that we have our biochem exam. We all just got Wayne Stated.
They changed the syllabus with 2 weeks notice and moved our calculations exam up a whole week to the same day that we have our biochem exam. We all just got Wayne Stated.
Wayne Stated by ModulusPharmD October 6, 2011
Wayne Stated
When you wake up at 6:30, get to wayne at 8 and Kresgee isn't unlocking its doors. So you freeze for like 5 mins till somebody hears you dying outside. Then you get inside and they are doing construction so now you cant even study. "Man I got wayne stated today"
Wayne Stated by imfurzini May 22, 2018
Stouted
To be trapped or held hostage in prolonged and circuitous conversation by your boss, impacting workday productivity.
Penn Stated
Using power bestow and entrust upon you, using this power to force or influence young boy to have sex (homosexual) with you. Having sex with a young boy in the University shower; pedophiliac,
Penn Stated by PSCoach November 15, 2011
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Penn Stated by Ballboy123454321 November 27, 2011
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f***strated by Samano May 29, 2008
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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