stwasted 

being stoned and wasted at the same time.

pronounced st-wast-ed, quickly.

being stwasted tends to lead to awful decisions, poor motor skills, and memory loss of what happened during your stwasted adventures!

1. 'Ugh i was so stwasted i made out with half the party last night!'

2. Don't be stwasted and drive!

3. You shouldn't get stwasted too often, it destroys your lungs AND your liver.

stwasted by AliIsColourful January 12, 2011

Swasted 

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

Swasted by wasian24 June 10, 2010

shwasted 

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

shwasted by Kevin December 4, 2004

swasted 

When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."

"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"

swasted by brett z August 13, 2006

White Girl Shwasted 

Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.

Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.

White Girl Shwasted by TattiG February 16, 2010

Shwasted Shwednesday

a day of the week when college students party to get over the hard times of a busy week

Shwasted shwednesday

Shwasted Shwednesday by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010

Shwasted Shaturday 

The 7th day of the week. One is required to get drunk to a point where one cannot name the current day without slurring one's words. This is a weekly UVA tradition started by Dabney First Left (a.k.a. D1L; the Dabney Douchebags). A successful Shwasted Shaturday will end in blackout and waking up in a random bed with an incredibly attractive naked girl lying next to you.

"Yo man, I'm so smashed!"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"

"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"

Shwasted Shaturday by Thomas Jefferson + Dabney December 7, 2011