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Short range wepon usually found in offices
he attack me with the stapler
stapler by Leon9 July 19, 2004
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Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!
Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

Stupid stapler 

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out
Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.
Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

Stifler's Mom 

The original MILF. And Steve Stifler's Mom in the American Pie Series she is mainly known in the story line for having sexual relations with Paul Finch AKA Shitbreak and also with Jim's Dad in American Reunion.
Cmon Finchy ~ Stifler's Mom
Ohh Stifler's Mom ~ Paul Finch

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog
I believe you have my stapler?

Stillers 

Yinz goin daan to the Stillers game at Heinz Field?
Stillers by Red April 14, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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