Stipler 

The kind of person who complains on how dirty a place is while throwing his garbage 3 metres away from the bin.

A stipler stiffles the countries clean sheet.

Stipler by zaduz December 9, 2007

stapler 

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

stapler by Leon9 July 19, 2004

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

Stupid stapler 

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

Stifler's Mom 

The original MILF. And Steve Stifler's Mom in the American Pie Series she is mainly known in the story line for having sexual relations with Paul Finch AKA Shitbreak and also with Jim's Dad in American Reunion.

Cmon Finchy ~ Stifler's Mom
Ohh Stifler's Mom ~ Paul Finch

Stifler's Mom by Steve Stifler The Stifmeister August 12, 2012

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

Stillers 

Pittsburghese for Steelers, as in the NFL football team

Yinz goin daan to the Stillers game at Heinz Field?

Stillers by Red April 14, 2003