Football Team

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Football Team- A mass of bumbling idiots and jocks who think about sex every 5 seconds and fap in the showers.

The Football Team went into the showers, their minds ingulfed in a world of their "hottest babes".

Football Team by GothicInLove December 26, 2010

Words you can keep

football team

gathering of large black men. see "nasty nate".

football team by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Football team

A Philly teen theft ring

"Hey football team, before the game let's Uber to Dick's and get some fresh merch"

Football team by Scooter McToot December 9, 2025

Butler Golden Tornado Football Team

The sideshow for the Marching Band.

Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.

Butler Golden Tornado Football Team by Mr. Marching Band October 25, 2011

England Football team

A team of decent players that get played out of position by an owl cunt who prepares a leaving speech instead of trying to beat fucking Iceland.

The England football team are shit

England Football team by ThinkOfSomething July 4, 2016

Manatee High School Football Team

Dogshit football team, home of the Manatee High school hurricanes.

Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?

Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.

Manatee High School Football Team by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021

smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

smartest guy on the football team by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026