Someone who brags about having a 6 foot long dick, when they actually have a millimeter peter and don't want to disgrace every man in mother Russia. The best way to tell if someone is trying compensate for their tick tac is if they have a long staff. An example is any wizard from lord of the rings.
The addiction of smelling something really horrible, knowing it smells horrible, and yet continuing to smell it. This also includes sharing the vile smell with other peopleregardless of their desire to smell it.
I just wiped my ass and now I can't stopsmelling my finger. WHY??
Bro, you got a bad stankdiction.