Definitions by 007hippo
Stankdiction
The addiction of smelling something really horrible, knowing it smells horrible, and yet continuing to smell it. This also includes sharing the vile smell with other people regardless of their desire to smell it.
Stankdiction by 007hippo October 1, 2009
Jackmail
Hey man, can your bro give me a ride to the movies?
Yeah sure, he does whatever I tell him to because I got some dirty jackmail on him.
Yeah sure, he does whatever I tell him to because I got some dirty jackmail on him.
Dicktric System
The universal basis of dick sizes with 6 inches being the median represented by a number 5 on the scale of 1 - 10, 10 being the biggest. The result is stated as a dicktric number. This also converts dick size from the metric system. Ex: median dicktric number of 5 would be 15.2 centimeters.
I thought I had a big penis but the after looking at the dicktric system, I realize that I am pretty undersized.
I used the dicktric system and found that my dick has a dicktric number of 6. Score.
I used the dicktric system and found that my dick has a dicktric number of 6. Score.
Dicktric System by 007hippo September 29, 2009
Ninja Drill
When you run really fast into a room and close the door because you imagined that a ninja was chasing you or some other sort of danger approached. Generally used to prepare for a future ninja attack.
Ninja Drill by 007hippo September 29, 2009
Song to Yawn
He almost caught me singing a Miley Cyrus song but luckily I pull a quick song to yawn and he never knew.
Song to Yawn by 007hippo September 29, 2009
Cockatron
A member of the Decepticons of Transformers who was exiled because kept humping all of the other transformers.
Kongo Nut
The testicle that dangles farther down than the other one. Generally this one is much larger, thicker, and juicier than the other puny nut.