stipdick

Someone who brags about having a 6 foot long dick, when they actually have a millimeter peter and don't want to disgrace every man in mother Russia. The best way to tell if someone is trying compensate for their tick tac is if they have a long staff. An example is any wizard from lord of the rings.

Gandalf is a real stipdick.

by Frodo Saggins September 12, 2017

Stimdick

Stimdick is when a male has taken too much of a stimulant to be able to achieve an erection.

"He did so much MDMA last night. We tried for hours but he had stimdick."

by MDPervin October 11, 2011

Stepdick

A stepdad who is a totaly dick.

Bob: Do you think you can go to the party tonight?
Me: No my stupid Stepdick said I can't.
Bob: Awww man!

by Mrs.Kitty292 July 20, 2011

Slipdicking

The act of being consistently shady and elusive especially soon after beginning a relationship. This may involve shoddy stories and excuses as to why said slipdicker cannot attend to his/her responsibilities or hang out anymore.

Potter: "I haven't seen Seth in awhile.... wonder why? (sarcasm)"

Kevin: "Well, c'mon... I mean its not his fault he's had six music history tests this week. (sarcasm) He's too busy slipdicking."

Schmitz: "I got some bad news. You're kicked out of school. However, you could always just resort to slipdicking around the bureaucracy of it all."

by diapergays dan October 28, 2010

Stupdick

(stoop-dick) n/adj.
1. Used to refer to someone who is stupid and also a dick.
2. Used to descibed a poorly thought-out choice made by someone who could also be called a stupdick.
3. Someone who is acting obnoxious/idiotic/annoying/stupid over a certain period of time.

1. "That guy is a major stupdick."
2. "Why would you play volleyball, Ben? That is such a stupdick idea."
3. "Quit being such a stupdick, Bryan. It's pissing me off!"

by behemgansta October 18, 2008

slipdick

Codeword for anal intercourse. So named due the excuse often used by the perpetrator (it slipped!)

"I was pounding her so hard I decided to try and get away with a little slipdick."

by Gregory Novak April 21, 2007

Snipdick

Someone who has a snipped dick
also see circumcision & Burak

Burak's got a snipdick

by Chris July 10, 2003