Stimdick

Stimdick is when a male has taken too much of a stimulant to be able to achieve an erection.

"He did so much MDMA last night. We tried for hours but he had stimdick."

Stimdick by MDPervin October 11, 2011

swimdick

There are two stages of swimdick:
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.

2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.

Me: dude, what's wrong? Why are you holding your crotch?
Male Friend: I've got swimdick, man
Me: I feel your pain

swimdick by ironluke June 28, 2014

Stim dick 

When you take stimulant drugs (such as cocaine, adderall, meth) and your dick shrinks down into a tiny useless appendage

Guy 1 : Did you fuck that thot last night?
Guy 2: Nah man I railed some fat lines of blow last night and I got stim dick bad, I couldn’t get it up at all.

Stim dick by YungGoat May 26, 2020

Stim dick 

It's when you take stimulants like Speed, Ecstasy, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil and you can't get an erection or only get a partial erection.

Dude: I took 1 Modafinils and couldn't fully get an erection. Stupid stim dick!

Stim dick by CognitiveFuel October 15, 2023

stipdick 

Someone who brags about having a 6 foot long dick, when they actually have a millimeter peter and don't want to disgrace every man in mother Russia. The best way to tell if someone is trying compensate for their tick tac is if they have a long staff. An example is any wizard from lord of the rings.

Gandalf is a real stipdick.

stipdick by Frodo Saggins September 12, 2017

slimdick 

tampon; aka Vagina Slims

I sent my boyfriend to the store to buy a box of slimdicks.

slimdick by dsimms May 24, 2008

Stim Dick 

Same as whiskey dick

Caused by stimulants in pre-trainer supplements

Bro, I got the worst case of stim dick, my dick wouldn't work when I met this chick last night after a workout

Stim Dick by Skitzmix June 1, 2016