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When your meat sleeve receives massive blood flow from the heart and becomes as hard as a wrought iron fence it could be considered a STIFER-
As my sweetheart swallowed my rock hard STIFER with her clean shaven gaper, it was a joyous occasion for my normally flacid pipe :)
Stifer by AssSpulunker February 10, 2013
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sniferific 

That gal is sniferific, I could eat her all night
Related Words
Stifer stiffly stiferson Stifler Stife stier Slifer Stiver Stofer Seifer sifer

stivered 

When the person assigning you the task expects something but does not give you specific enough instruction to meet their expectations.
Dude we got so stivered on this assignment.
stivered by 3NV1R03NGG October 18, 2010

Slifer Slacker 

A person who tries to slack off in a card game.
Stop slacking off you slifer slacker!
Slifer Slacker by Mikethunders100 December 27, 2017
Stimers a scrawny white male that has a foot fetish and pays boys to suck his spaghetti, Stimers is also a 14 year old child predator/child rapist. No one ever has or ever will love Stimers.
You know that kid, Cole Greencorn who tried to rape Hellen Keller, yeah he,s such a Stimers.
stimers by Big Nigga with no condom November 13, 2018

Stifler's Mom 

The original MILF. And Steve Stifler's Mom in the American Pie Series she is mainly known in the story line for having sexual relations with Paul Finch AKA Shitbreak and also with Jim's Dad in American Reunion.
Cmon Finchy ~ Stifler's Mom
Ohh Stifler's Mom ~ Paul Finch

Stifferino 

A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.
My dad invented Stifferino lozenges and I still have the prototype.
Stifferino by Dr Bunnygirl March 31, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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