Seifer 

The coolest asshole around.

Whoa he can throw knives while fighting a bear?! He's such a Seifer

Seifer by Scholarlyscholar October 27, 2020

Seifer 

Seifer Almasy, the rival of Squall in Final Fantasy VIII. Obviously, he is way cooler and better than Squall, and should therefore instead have been the main character, or gotten his own game. Has his own Disciplinary Committe with which he exercises his great sense of righteousness.

"This is the scene where you swear your undying hatred for me!" - Seifer, Final Fantasy VIII

Seifer by Jawk Heehee October 23, 2006

sniferific 

A great smelling pussy

That gal is sniferific, I could eat her all night

sniferific by brewmeistertony1 May 21, 2010

Slifer Slacker 

A person who tries to slack off in a card game.

Stop slacking off you slifer slacker!

Slifer Slacker by Mikethunders100 December 27, 2017

Seefer 

Gross shit caused by caffeinated drinks.

My roommate just got back from Dunkin and went straight to the bathroom. He’s probably dropping a seefer right now.

Seefer by Ballofcost November 30, 2018

Seibert 

A person with either a large nose, a bowl cut, or the ability to play the clarinet. Descendant of both the squidward and the shanth

Max looked towards the boy, and said

"God, that kid is SUCH a Seibert!"

Seibert by sluurp October 25, 2009

angus seifried 

A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.

Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*

angus seifried by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017