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Step Two 

In the process of getting into a relationship, immediately following Step One (Saying Hi), Step Two is simply fucking her right in the pussy
-"You know what follows step one, right?"
-"Step Two, like fucking her right in the pussy?"
-"Go get her boi."
Step Two by GaymanJennings March 16, 2017
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Step Two 

As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.
Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.
Step Two by Karl Hungus March 8, 2023

Step-Two 

A Step-Two is a beer. Going camping? Set up the camp, step two have a beer. Working on the truck, open the hood and have a step-two.
John: “Tents are up, we’re ready for the night.”

Ron: “Well that means we need a step-two!”
Step-Two by Rule34foreveryone March 25, 2021

egyptian two-step 

A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.
Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.
egyptian two-step by Stagmen February 23, 2017

green apple two-step 

The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.
Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.
green apple two-step by Jarski December 11, 2007

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train 

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A : "I can't get the moves in this new dance !"
B : "All you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you've been hit by a train !"
A : "I 've got it now !"

Tiajuana Two-Step

a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.
I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.

I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.
Tiajuana Two-Step by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009
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