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getting booted from any school related fucnction due to being drunk

-Dude, where did Jimmy go?
-You didn't hear, he just got stearnsed.

-Oh shit, BP's comin over here.
-Quick, get under the table so you don't get stearnsed.

-How much have you been drinkin?
-Deacon said i have to sit here until I'm sober.
-O man, your probably gonna get stearnsed.

stearnsed by Mariah Carey February 15, 2008

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Stearnsy

A travel mug filled with an alcoholic beverage or intoxicating substance.

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Stearnsy by jaggersx. February 17, 2017

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stearnsed • bear stearned • Sterned • Stearns • Stearns County Syndrome • Searsed it • Starned • steared • Stearns, KY • Stearns High School

Stearns County Syndrome

Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.

Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."

Stearns County Syndrome by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011

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sterned

The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.

Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!

sterned by Stern Lover March 19, 2008

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Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

Bear Stearned by bwbw March 20, 2008

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Sterned

Like owned or pwned, but only useable in a political context. Used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) political debate.

Common misspellings such as "Sternt", "Sternd" and "Sternz0red" are also acceptable.

Winner One : "OMFG, Sterned biyatch"
Winner Two : "Yeah, u got sternt lol"

Sterned by Beerdude26 February 15, 2006

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bear stearned

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.

Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.

bear stearned by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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