sterned 

The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.

Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!

sterned by Stern Lover March 19, 2008

Sterned 

Like owned or pwned, but only useable in a political context. Used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) political debate.

Common misspellings such as "Sternt", "Sternd" and "Sternz0red" are also acceptable.

Winner One : "OMFG, Sterned biyatch"
Winner Two : "Yeah, u got sternt lol"

Sterned by Beerdude26 February 15, 2006

sterned 

to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don't like. Derived from former NBA commissioner David Stern.

We got sterned, Nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullshit.

sterned by sterned August 25, 2014

sterned 

a situation in which no matter what you do you can't get that last piece of shit out of your ass.

I missed the concert because I got sterned for 2 hours.

sterned by jefortuno April 17, 2006

sterned 

the act of getting extremely drunk and not remembering half of the night

We sterned it up last night

sterned by mizswm November 19, 2010

Sterned up 

When you have reached the point of intoxication where you don’t know whether you are angry, sad, happy, or feel nothing. The people you surrounded yourself with start to annoy you. You keep a straight face, sit in your favorite chair, and look at the ignorance that sounds you. Still chugging your whiskey until you slip into unconsciousness

Justin: Everything was going great tonight until Tommy got into one of his moods

Scotty: It’s okay! He’s just getting Sterned up.

Sterned up by XxTwooxX November 8, 2017

Howard Sterned 

To be insulted, fired, and crucified for no reason and without warning.

You'd better not say that on TV, or else you'll get Howard Sterned.

Howard Sterned by Stacey March 5, 2004