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Touch Starved
When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.
Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?
Alex: Yeah :)
*insert a cute hug here*
Andy: Wanna hug?
Alex: Yeah :)
*insert a cute hug here*
Touch Starved by Thyla The Timeless January 28, 2018
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Starned • stained • stained glass window • Sterned • Stained Glass • starked • Starred • Stained_Reputation • stanned • Started
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started from the bottom now we way up by pleasehelpmeimbeingkidnapped May 27, 2020
Cum starved
Cum starved by Coral floral September 8, 2016
Starndard
As opposed to the word 'standard' meaning average or common, Starndard (vocal emphasis being placed on the 'ar') is often used to indicate that something is terrific, noble or sublime.
Would you like a bit of my starndard sandwich?
Oh thanks. Wow, that is a seriously starndard sandwich!
Oh thanks. Wow, that is a seriously starndard sandwich!
Starndard by Mert Gowder May 4, 2011
Shit-stained schumacher
disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
Shit-stained schumacher by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008
Starred up
Starred Up is a term used in the UK to describe the early transfer of a criminal from a Young Offender Institution to an adult prison.
Starred up by merseysider July 29, 2014
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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