SteamPoop

When you turn a hot shower on, then sit in the bathroom and take a shit, then get in the hot shower

I always take a SteamPoop before work

by Gummiwizard69420 March 28, 2021

shampoopoo

Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.

Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.

{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?

{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!

by Telephony June 21, 2012

Shampooping

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

Cleveland steamroom

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.

Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!

by Moose September 21, 2003

Devil's Steampot

When you intend to give your spouse, or significant other a Dutch Oven, but instead, end up crapping in the bed.

Billy: "Man, did you hear about Pam and Bart breaking up?"
Simon: " What? they broke up? What happened?"
Billy: " When they were getting ready to go to bed, Bart was doing his usual Tom Foolery. He meant to give her a Dutch Oven, but he had really bad taco's before and it turned into a Devil's Steampot."
Simon:" Freakin gross!"
Billy: "No Diggity."

by infirmaryworker September 18, 2011

Steampiped

The act of vaping then giving your significant other a blowjob, blowing the smoker into the urethra and letting the smoke come out making it look like a steam pipe on a train.

"Yo Stacy steampiped me."

by novahyper34 August 31, 2020

Turkish Steamroom

When you fart in the car and roll up the windows. Similar to the "Dutch Oven"

It was a long road trip and the wife wouldn't shut up so I gave her a Turkish Steamroom

by Sugarjay November 18, 2005