SteamPoop
SteamPoop by Gummiwizard69420 March 28, 2021
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shampoopoo
Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.
Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.
Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.
{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?
{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!
{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!
shampoopoo by Telephony June 21, 2012
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Shampooping
v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.
When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!
Shampooping by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011
Cleveland steamroom
Cleveland steamroom by Moose September 21, 2003
Devil's Steampot
When you intend to give your spouse, or significant other a Dutch Oven, but instead, end up crapping in the bed.
Billy: "Man, did you hear about Pam and Bart breaking up?"
Simon: " What? they broke up? What happened?"
Billy: " When they were getting ready to go to bed, Bart was doing his usual Tom Foolery. He meant to give her a Dutch Oven, but he had really bad taco's before and it turned into a Devil's Steampot."
Simon:" Freakin gross!"
Billy: "No Diggity."
Simon: " What? they broke up? What happened?"
Billy: " When they were getting ready to go to bed, Bart was doing his usual Tom Foolery. He meant to give her a Dutch Oven, but he had really bad taco's before and it turned into a Devil's Steampot."
Simon:" Freakin gross!"
Billy: "No Diggity."
Devil's Steampot by infirmaryworker September 18, 2011
Steampiped
The act of vaping then giving your significant other a blowjob, blowing the smoker into the urethra and letting the smoke come out making it look like a steam pipe on a train.
Steampiped by novahyper34 August 31, 2020