steampowered

the official site of valve's content delivery system known as steam. the forums are filled with 12 year old AOL brats and fw.

OMFG STEAM(powered) ROXORZ TEH BIG ONE111! (courtesy of lunchtimemama)

steampowered by matthewr85 October 12, 2004

steampowered

A forum for games. The only place where you can be banned from 5-10 times.

See {Neoblade} 111

Omg - Graviteh got banned again, what's that, 10 times now?

Neo used to be the current holder for the most bans

steampowered by James from Jamaica February 28, 2005

steampowered

The place where people get banned.

Uh oh, it's banning season, cac is banning people and brainwashing admins.

steampowered by graviteh February 12, 2005

Steam Powered Giraffe 

A group of performing automatons that currently include:

Hatchworth

The Spine

Rabbit

Past Members Include:

The Jon

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Excerpt from steampoweredgiraffe.com -

"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!

Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.

Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.

Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."

Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)

"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"

"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"

"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"

Steam Powered Giraffe by Jaundice Pohaku November 7, 2012

Steam powered giraffe 

A bunch of Actors Dressed up as robots that sing and act. Indie.

Steam powered giraffe

Steam powered giraffe by Slyy July 8, 2012

SteamPoweredHitler 

A deviant sexual act, usually performed between to homosexual males. The first subject anally penetrates the second subject, then uses his penis to draw a "Hitler-style" mustache on the face of the second subject with the second subjects own fecal matter.

"I pulled out and gave him a SteamPoweredHitler."

SteamPoweredHitler by eatdirtfartdust June 6, 2009

steam powered giraffe 

the gayest goddamn thing you could ever imagine

Heard Tony did a fuckin' steam powered giraffe on Lebron. What a GAN?

steam powered giraffe by Anonymous Pickle October 6, 2018