Shampooping

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010

Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

Shampooning

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!

by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

Shamooning

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.

There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.

by Sv8 December 17, 2016

snappooping

When you are on the toilet snap chatting away

Haley- sends selina a snap from the toilet-
Selina- "eww can you not ! why are you snappooping me"

by canunot831 December 5, 2016