shampoopoo

Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.

Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.

{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?

{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!

by Telephony June 21, 2012

Shampooping

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

Shipoopoo

Shipoopoo is used when you want to say shit but you're around little kids or adults. Therefore masking the cuss word.

That scared the shipoopoo outta me!
Her hair looks like shipoopoo.

by Brizzlefosho July 11, 2010

shamWOOHOO

1. The biggest advancement in shammy, towel, or rag technology.

2. When ordinary towels just soak up liquids(rly boring) the shamWOOHOO will knock the liquids of the surface.

3. Not 2 be confused with the shamwoohoo, this is the shamWOOHOO.

4. Created by nigahiga, not me.

1. Random a-hole: I don't know how towels work.

Me: Then use the shamWOOHOO.

Same a-hole: Don't u mean shamwoohoo?

Me: No, the 4th definition says different, a-hole, now u cant use it.

2. If u cant use ordinary towels, use the uncessessful shamWOOHOO!

3. That's it. Toodles.

by xxxpinkasssparkle69xxx July 12, 2009

Shambooroo

Having an orgasm while upside down eating a banana muffin

After having intercouse with your mother i had a huge (shambooroo) in the kitched

by Masilo April 12, 2009

Shampoop

When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.

So you wanna come over and I'll give you a good ole fashioned Shampoop.

by Robo July 16, 2006

Shampoop

a girl named emma who claims she slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck in her ass when in reality she put it up there on purpose for an orgasmic experience

Emma was showering and got lonely so she stuck a head & shoulders bottle up her ass thus performing the shampoop

by beeb0 August 21, 2006