Shampoopie

Defecating while in the bathtub

We had to get our 1 year old baby out of the bathtub fast, she had a shampoopie.

Shampoopie by ddigit January 11, 2010

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

shampoopoo 

Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.

Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.

{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?

{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!

shampoopoo by Telephony June 21, 2012

Shapoopie 

From the song, "Shapoopie," as seen in "The Music Man," a play about a man from Gary, Indiana who makes a boys band in Iowa and falls in love with a librarian.

Shapoopie, shapoopie, the girl that's hard to get.
Shapoopie, shapoopie, but you can win her yet.

Shapoopie by yo momma's momma's daddy February 25, 2011

Shampooping 

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

Shampooping by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

shampoogled 

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.

Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.

shampoogled by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008

shamoolies 

Noun: Refers to the nickname given by military personnel to illumination flares that are used on the battlefield to light large areas up.

A small plastic tube with a pullstring that, when pulled, shoots a rocket propelled flare approx. 800m into the air, which then burns with a bright orange-red colour for 50 seconds whilst dropping to the ground with a small parachute. It allows infantry units to light an area up in a battle about 1km squared so as to expose the enemy they are engaging. Although technically called Illumination Flares, military personnel refer to them as Shamoolies.

shamoolies by Dutchy_1988 December 24, 2008