Stauto

A combination of the words "standard" and "auto" (auto, in this case, referring to an abbreviation of 'automatic'). Used to convey adamant or even vehement agreement. Often used to suggest that some course of action was already predetermined from the start; that to question such a course would be tantamount to heresy.

Adjective: Oh man, last night was unreal. For the life of me, I can't remember a more stauto time.

Noun: Do I want a cigarette? Of course I want a cigarette, there's no bigger stauto than that.

Verb: Crosby just stautoed that shootout goal. Was there ever a doubt? Of course there wasn't, it was a stauto.

Adjective: That meal was stauto good.

by Nastiest December 1, 2010

barry stanton

Proper brexit fella, loves his carling.

Barry Stanton is a true English patriot

by Taylor Windmill May 18, 2018

statutory apeshit

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

Startocaster

Cheap, typically Korean-manufactured "starter guitars" based on the iconic Stratocaster archetype. Startocasters tend to be of low build quality and manufactured of inferior parts. Some of them do make halfway decent project guitars, though.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Johnny got a Strat? I wish I got that lucky with my first guitar"

Person 2: "It's a Strat in name only-I bet it's just some Korean Startocaster"

"Yeah, this Squier may sound rough now, but you just wait until I've replaced the stock tuning machines with Sperzels, the saddles with Graph Techs, and the pickups with Fender 54s."

by let's talk better mileage May 18, 2010

obvious stator

Someone that constantly states the obvious things that everyone knows already and the person reassures them of the obvious.

Sarah just said; I am thirsty I think I will get a drink of wster. She is such an obvious stator.

by Fuzzy Faded December 12, 2020

Stanton

A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.

No example does him justice.

He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.

Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.

Beware, for he is watching.

Stanton.

by TheBastardPrince February 8, 2014

Staunton high school

one of the most trashy schools in THE WORLD.this school also has the most treeshes because most actually ALL of them don’t know how to keep there damn legs or mouth closed.most the girls smell like fish and try to use perfume to cover it up. Mr.collins is a walking fucking meatball that needs to get slapped in the face.

Staunton high school is basically a standing fish.

by staunton high school student November 4, 2021