statto

A non-derogatory term used to refer to a statistician

My database is FUCKED! Statto! any chance of a hand to fix it?

by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

statto

being a total geek

"Who won the FA cup in 1912?"
"Dunno. Ask Statto, he knows everything"

by bradders October 31, 2003

Statto

Derogatory term used to refer to a bad poker player with delusions of talent. Often a play $$$ balla found selling play chips online. Lives at home with Mommy and lurks on poker and shoe fetish forums. Destined to be a leech on society eternally and die alone.

Where's my roll? Some Motherf#@kers stolen my bankroll.

That's rough man. What a Statto move.

by AK-47 Y'all June 06, 2009