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Bro: Bro you look fucking staunched cunt

Gym bro: fucking oath bruv
Staunched by anonymous March 5, 2022
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Stanchester 

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go
Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.
Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.
Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.
Sanched by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013

Starched 

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.
fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.
Starched by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Stanced up 

Claiming a pose of authority or aggression.
Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.
Stanced up by YeaMS September 10, 2016
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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