starnched

A cross between watching Nicholas Cage movies and blacked up drunk on Ethiopian vodka

Dude, you were so starnched last night

by wetcheerios March 27, 2022

Stanchester

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go

Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.

by Seward+Gaines❤️🤣 March 10, 2019

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This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.

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by MERC907 May 3, 2018

Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*

*and probably continued reading the description when the description isn't really that helpful.

You: *Searches up "Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*"*

by ave_scientia May 28, 2018

Sanched

Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.

Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.

by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013

Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010